So... I kind of like to write streams of consciousness. I am not a good writer but I have some ideas with a bit of fiction and non fiction mixed together. And I've witness and experienced a lot of ridiculous things and events. I will begin posting them in hope of one day getting a chance to create a show that is Seinfeld plus Southpark plus Dave Chapelle show plus Lost. That is all.
Test run.
BUT I’M A DR…. Soooooooooo today at work, our phone lines were pretty busy. I’m usually updating the inventory or doing some SEM stuff, but today since we were understaffed and what not so I decided to venture into the customer service world. Boy, oh boy… MY BAD. Customer service agents have it hard. They aren’t even treated like human beings. So mad respect to them for not like going nuts and shooting up their offices out of pure frustration and anger. Hi you have reached……..com. This is Honest Pete speaking, how can I help you? Yes… this is Dr. KAZFUKU, and I’m here inquiring about my order of …………. I need to know why this has been taking so long. You need to help me right now. Ok. May I please have your order number? It should start with a 6. It is 63467. Ok, sir let me look this up in our system. (Damn got like 15 windows open, and Firefox is running slow like a mother) Sorry sir our system is a little slow. Well don’t put me on hold too long! I’m in between patients! So eventually I look up this guy’s info and then find out that his order was just picked up by our carrier from the vendor and is currently in IL. I relay this information to him. And he goes bezerk! What?!? That is unacceptable. I want to talk to your manager. I had talked to someone from your company and they said it would get here by this time. But sir… if you read our website it says the shipping can take up to 1 to 3 weeks. I don’t think anyone here gave you that information. You calling me a damn liar?
No sir. But I am pretty sure no one gave you that information.
I AM IN BETWEEN PATIENTS! You don’t understand. I am a Dr. I don’t have time for your fuckin’ stupidity. I want to talk to your supervisor right away! Get me someone who can help me. (LOL. This guy must think I’m an idiot from India doing cheap ass customer service for Dell.) Sir, you need to calm down. I haven’t sworn at you, there’s no reason to use foul language. (Now it’s like talking to an 8 year old) I am a Dr. I need to talk to your boss right away! The economy is bad and you aren’t helping me. There are 10 people waiting in line for your job, BUSTER! I will make sure one of them gets it! (LOL what a fucker!) Ok. Sir. I will transfer you to my manager. I explain the whole crazy ass situation to the customer service manager and go on to my business doing the work I was suppose to be doing. Definitely frustrated and a little pissed. 5 Minutes later… my manager gets super pissed and says OH SO YOU WANNA PLAY THAT GAME?! Now I’m thinking LOL LOL. What the hell is going on? What a crazy ass customer. Eventually my manager gets super ticked off and eventually transfers him to my boss. My manager starts iming me on our company chat about what an asshole that guy is. So we decided to look up this DR KAZFUKU cuz we got his practice address. ONLY TO FIND OUT HE IS A MOTHER FING chiropractor.WE GOT YOU! POWNED CUZ OF GOOGLE YOU CHARLATAN!
While our boss is trying to calm the customer down because he is threatening a charge back and to get the better business bureau on our ass…. We start iming him!! HE’S A FAKE! IN BETWEEN PATIENTS MY ASS! YOU BETTER HURRY HE NEEDS TO CRACK SOMEONE’S BACK! My boss ims us while he’s talking with him… saying.. Sir, we looked you up and your profession is frowned upon by the medical institutions of the United States so please don’t pretend you are saving lives. My boss is the smoothest talker in the world and eventually just cancels the order with that customer because we don’t need customers like him. We give him a full refund even though he’s a jackass. However, my boss didn’t let him leave without somehow gently explains that the fact that he is a Dr. doesn’t matter in the retail world, and that he needs to stop using the fact that he is a Dr. to try and help benefit him in this situation. The world of online retail and of shipping carriers and freight carriers is one which there is equality for all. Dr. or not, your shit won’t get to you any faster. Actually. That’s not quite true. If you are a Dr. you should have more money than the average person. So you probably could pay a lot more to ship something faster. But then again.. I guess it all comes down to…. Was he a real Dr.? Or was he like Dr. Seuss? By the way. I don't hate Dr.'s I have a good friend who is a Dr.
Don't get me wrong. We need Dr.'s in the world. But we need more Dr. Dre's than Dr. Kazfuku's.
If you are a friend. PLEASE don't out where I work because I really like my job and don't want to get fired for writing semi truth posts about certain work experiences. |